MARK DIVINCENZO AMAZING TIPS-FYI

FROM AMAZON:

 Buy Shoes on Wednesday and Tweet at 4:00: More of the Best Times to Buy This, Do That and Go There [Paperback]

 

Are you thinking that you might have gotten a better deal on a purchase if only you'd known the right moment to buy? Do you wonder if your workout would be more effective at another time of day? Have you worried that your tropical vacation plans might land you on an island paradise just in time for monsoon season?

Mark Di Vincenzo's eye-opening, phenomenally useful New York Times bestseller, Buy Ketchup in May and Fly at Noon, captured the attention of consumers across the country—and saved readers time, money and trouble. Now he's back with hundreds of brand-new timing tips! 

BARBRA STREISAND STORMS BROOKLYN

TO ADD TO THIS COMPLETE ARTICLE WOULD BE SELF INDULGENT & STUPID. JUST READ IT...

HIGHLIGHTS:

HER SON JASON SINGS A DUET W/ HER
HER BROTHER IS IN THE AUDIENCE
SHE GETS POLITICAL, USING HUMOR
SHE HAS A COLD (OY, OF COURSE SHE DRINKS CHICKEN SOUP)-PHILLY GOT THE BEST OF HER VOICE
CLOTHES BY DONNA KARAN
TOTALLY STREISAND
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HEAR HER MARVIN HAMLISCH TRIBUTE...,
HELLO BROOKLYN!

COMICS: "FLUFFY" & AMY SCHUMER

LAST MONTH I HAD THE PLEASURE OF SEEING TWO UP & COMING COMICS THAT ARE QUICKLY BECOMING HOUSEHOLD NAMES:

GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS  &  AMY SCHUMER


 



RUN & SEE THEM BEFORE THEY START FILLING RADIO CITY OR MADISON SQUARE GARDEN--WHICH THEY WILL...

AMY SCHUMER IS GREAT ! To see this amazing talent, watch the Comedy central roasts (Rosanne Barr's being the latest). Now a Chelsea girl in our own NYC, Amy looks like a sweet, salesgirls at "Forever 21" but hold on to your seats she's a potting mouth who can back that with wit & innovation. I had the pleasure to meet her at Gotham on Thursday Sept 16th.--she couldn't be sweeter!

GABRIEL "FLUFFY" IGLESIAS IS IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN-ENJOY HIS LOVABLE WIT AND CLEAN (yes clean , parents bring their kids to his show, after seeing his 90 min set he did not utter a single curse, only  the occasional double entendre ). Watch him on on youtube.

I have seen many comedians in my day but he stands, right now, in 2012, at the top of the male ones!!! He offers a well produced show full of energy & good vibes. His 5 opening acts were great as well. You definitely feel like you get your money's worth.He was sold out quickly at WESTBURY in Long Island. For us, the schlep was long but we came back wanting to see him again--anywhere-soon! Right Olivia?

  I was studying him like a piece of art, which in his profession can be described as high art. It was pure laughter magic! He is actually better in person; but for now, enjoy his comedic antics on youtube.

TREAT YOURSELF TO: 

"E-glesias with a I" - Gabriel Iglesias (from my I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy comedy special)

"OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES"--play

"OLD JEWS TELLING JOKES"- 

OY!!!!!

A NEW PLAY -OFF BROADWAY-AT THE WESTSIDE THEATER, NYC.

A LAUGH ABOUT EVERY OTHER MINUTE. IF YOU CAN GET TIX FOR UNDER $60-RUN!!!

OVERALL A NIGHT OF BELLY-ACHING LAUGHS WITH RECYCLED TRADITIONAL, BORSCHT BELT MATERIAL INSERTED WITH SOME GOOD NEW ONES (don't let the "old" fool you, some jokes are very dirty--fun!)

ALONG WITH SOME LEGENDARY OLDER COMICS, (MARILYN SOKOL HAS HER "PHONE" SKITS AT THE SMITHSONIAN IN DC), TWO YOUNGER ACTORS ADD A CONTEMPORARY ELEMENT.

THE CAST CONSISTS OF:  Audrey Lynn Weston, Marilyn Sokol, Lenny Wolpe, Todd Susman and Bill Army-all of them more than qualify for this type of  play.

The pacing is amazing, from gags, to straight-on jokes, songs and even autobiographical memories of how & why comedy came into their lives & the healing effect of it. I CONCUR!

It's about 90 minutes of fun.

I highly recommend it, but again if you can get it (and you can with GOLDSTAR & other discounted sites) for $60 or under.

Except for one usherette & the concession guy, the staff can use some manners--this was my only complaint; they made me "Meschugenah!"

Thanks Danny!

SCOTT VAN DUZER

"THE HUG MAN", SCOTT VAN DUZER--PIZZA SHOP OWNER FROM FLORIDA & ULTIMATE HUMANITARIAN.



PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA STOPPED IN TO VISIT & COMMEND THIS MAGNIFICENT PERSON WITH HIS SMALL BUSINESS VENTURE WHICH DIRECTLY HELPS THE COMMUNITY & OTHERS BEYOND FLORIDA. AN AMERICAN WHO THINKS FIRST WITH HIS HEART & NOT HIS POCKET.

I MUST MENTION VAN DUZER IS A REPUBLICAN. THIS JUST SHOWS THAT WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE & BE THERE AS ONE WHEN GOOD & LOVE IS THE MESSAGE & THE ACTION.

SADLY, VAN DUZER HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY SOME OF HIS OWN REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR  BEING GRACIOUS WITH OBAMA. TO YOU CLOSE MINDED ASSHOLES,  OBAMA IS PRESIDENT TO "ALL" USA CITIZENS TODAY, LIKE IT OR NOT!

VAN DUZER'S EXTREME HUG -AND EVENTUAL LIFTING OF OBAMA- HAS GONE VIRAL. WE CAN STILL HAVE A FUN MOMENT WITHOUT MAKING IT SO BIPARTISAN & POLITICAL. BOTH MEN WERE JUST HAVING A BIT OF FUN & AN EXCHANGE FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF MANY.

STOP!!!! STOP THE IGNORANCE & HATE----SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
VAN DUZER HAS HELPED WITH BREAST CANCER, HELPING PARENTS PAY FOR THEIR CHILDREN'S FUNERAL, BLOOD DRIVE (HE GOT A PROCLAMATION FOR "BE A HERO DAY" WHICH IS A DAY FOR THOSE NEARBY TO DONATE BLOOD (EVERY 2 SECONDS SOMEBODY NEEDS BLOOD).

 AND YOU DARE!!! TO JUDGE HIM ON A LOVING HUG!!!?

I AM A PROUD DEMOCRAT BUT THIS CROSSES PARTY LINES . LOVE KNOWS NO PARTY & HATE IS  REFLECTION ON YOU NOT THE ONE YOU'RE HATING. CHECK YOURSELF AT THE DOOR!

VAN DUZER APPEARED ON "ANDERSON" YESTERDAY & HUGGED THE UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING ANDERSON COOPER--LOL--CUTE!

SUPPORT THOSE WHO LOVE, GIVE A SHIT & PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR MOUTH IS-REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT...

FREE EDUCATION FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD--TODAY! NOW!

A free world-class education for anyone anywhere.

The Khan Academy is an organization on a mission. We're a not-for-profit with the goal of changing education for the better by providing a free world-class education for anyone anywhere.
All of the site's resources are available to anyone. It doesn't matter if you are a student, teacher, home-schooler, principal, adult returning to the classroom after 20 years, or a friendly alien just trying to get a leg up in earthly biology. The Khan Academy's materials and resources are available to you completely free of charge.

BILL GATES TEACHES HIS CHILDREN WITH THIS ONLINE FREE ALTERNATIVE SCHOOL.

GATES MET WITH THE UNASSUMING BRAINCHILD OF THIS-SAL KHAN. GOOGLE JOINED FORCES TO CREATE A TEAM WHICH  SERVES "ANYONE" WITH MOST SUBJECTS-FREE!!!!!! WATCH A VIDEO & BEGIN LEARNING--IT'S THAT EASY !!!

CASUALLY CALLED FLIP-SCHOOLING: YOU TEACH YOURSELF AT HOME (USING KHANACADEMY) AND PRACTICE IN SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY. THE TEACHER SERVES AS COACH AND CAN OFFER MORE 1 ON 1 TEACHING.

RIGHT NOW IT'S IN 23 PILOT SCHOOLS IN CALIFORNIA. BUT GO ON IT, IT'S GREAT.

THEY OFFER CD SOFTWARE THE STUDENTS CAN REWIND/PAUSE AT HOME TO TEACH THEMSELVES-OR JUST TYPE IN "KHANACDEMY" AND GO TO THE  VIDEO OF THE SUBJECT YOU NEED.

WOW! THE BEST NEWS IN EDUCATION IN A VERY LONG TIME. AS A FORMER EDUCATOR & TUTOR, I REALLY SEE AN ENORMOUS CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD AT LARGE WITH S.IS PROCESS.

N J BOY KILLED ON PARTY BUS

 TRAGIC NEWS: ONE OF OUR OWN BOYS FROM NJ KILLED--R I P

"A New Jersey teenager was killed when his head hit a highway overpass after he apparently stuck it out of a party bus near the George Washington Bridge, which connects Manhattan with New Jersey over the Hudson River.

Daniel Fernandez, a 16-year-old resident of Sayreville, died Friday evening on his way to a sweet 16 party, according to Port Authority spokesman Steve Coleman.

He was on the top level of a double-decker bus when he apparently stuck his head out of an emergency hatch in the roof.."