HERE WE GO--NOT AGAIN...?
I HOPE I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO PUT UP WITH ALL THE "DIVA-NESS" THIS SEASON.
SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL MARIAH CAREY & NICKI MINAJ THAT THE SHOW IS NOT, NOT, NOT ABOUT THEM!!!
PLEASE SEND THEM THE MEMO ASAP...
(ACCORDING TO "ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY", IDOL'S RATINGS CONTINUE TO PLUMMET).
THIS IS THE WORSE COMBINATION OF JUDGES YET. JLO WE MISS YOU!
IN PAST SEASONS:
WE HAVE BEEN SUBJECTED TO BELOW AVERAGE CONTESTANTS WHERE WE WONDERED "OK WHICH ONE IS NOT SOOOO BAD?'.
OR
WE HAVE BEEN PRIVILEGED TO HAVE SEEN SO MANY POTENTIAL SUPERSTARS THAT WE WONDERED, HOW DO YOU CHOOSE THE BEST FROM THIS CREAM OF THE CROP?.
BUT ALWAYS-ALWAYS- IT WAS ABOUT THE CONTESTANTS.
EVEN PAULA ABDUL'S RAMBLINGS & GAFFES WERE "My old aunt got drunk at the party again" BY NATURE.
THE CLOSEST THING RESEMBLING THIS SEASON'S OBNOXIOUS BEHAVIOR WAS SIMON COWELL; AND FRANKLY, I'D RATHER BE SITTING BETWEEN HIM & HIS ENORMOUS EGO THAN BETWEEN THESE TWO (UHUM) LADIES.
(TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE SIGNIFICANCE & VALUE OF THE EDITING PROCESS IN ALL THESE REALITY SHOWS. BEFORE "IDOL" EVEN PREMIERED, THE BUZZ AND ENDLESS CLIPS OF CAREY & MINAJ AT EACH OTHER'S THROAT HAD MANY PERCHED TO WATCH, JUST TO SEE WHEN THESE TWO WILL BITCH SLAP EACH OTHER. NOW THAT'S AN EDITING JOB I'D LIKE TO SEE).
DAY 1:
--MARIAH CAME OFF AS THE DIVA SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE. ONE MORE "DAHLING" OR SICKENING HISTRIONIC AND I WAS READY TO SNAP. I KEPT HOPING SOMEONE WOULD PULL OUT HER EXTENTIONS ONE BY ONE---PAINFULLY!
--RANDY (THE "DAWG"--BARF!) WAS TRYING TO CHANNEL SIMON. I GUESS HE FEELS IT'S THE JOB OF THE ELDER STATESMAN OF THE GROUP.
--KEITH URBAN WAS BEIGE (NEVER A COMPLIMENT FROM A GAY MAN) --SURPRISINGLY NICKI WAS THE MOST CONSTRUCTIVE WHEN SHE WASN'T ADJUSTING HER BOZO WIG.
BUT AT THE END OF THIS LONG 2 HOURS I WANTED TO POKE MY SLEEPY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP FORK!
DAY 2:
THINGS DID A COMPLETE 180. FOR ONE THING THE 2 HOURS DIDN'T SEEM LIKE 4. --MARIAH HAD AT LEAST ONE LEG OFF HER HIGH HORSE AND WAS ACTUALLY HUMAN (HAS ANYONE CHECKED?) SHE WAS THE KIND & POLITE ONE.
HOWEVER, MINAJ WAS THE BIGGEST ATTENTION SEEKER SINCE LIBERACE --WITHOUT THE FUNNY CAMP OR TALENT. I HOWLED WHEN ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS CUT MINAJ OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF HER LIVING IN THE "NICKI" SHOW MOMENT TO GIVE CAREY A HEARTFELT COMPLIMENT. IT MUST OF KNOCKED HER THIRD SET OF EYELASHES OFF; OR CRACK THE MIRROR SHE CONSTANTLY KEEPS IN HER HAND TO SMITHEREENS.
--RANDY WAS STILL CHANNELING SIMON (I GUESS WE'RE STUCK WITH THAT).
-- THE WINNER WAS ACTUALLY KEITH URBAN. HE WAS SINCERE AND HIS SPECIFIC CRITIQUES OF THE CONTESTANTS WERE ON POINT. HE EVEN SHOWED A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HARMLESS SARCASM & SENSE OF HUMOR.
GOD HELP US ALL!
FINALLY MY CONTESTANTS HIGHLIGHTS:
MANY GREAT BACK STORIES-AGAIN. YES I CRIED--F U !
1.OF COURSE THE VIRAL WORLD HAS FOCUSED ON THE GORGEOUS, CUBAN STUTTERER FROM FLORIDA, LAZARO ARBOS. HE DOES NOT STUTTER WHEN HE SINGS -PUT HIM IN THE TOP 10 NOW! HE "WAS" FLAWLESS IN HIS RENDITION OF "BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER".
2.THE AMAZING YOUNG WOMAN WHO ARMED HERSELF WITH CHARMING
CHUTZPAH WHEN SHE ASKED TO DUET "BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE" WITH KEITH URBAN.
3. ANOTHER YOUNG WOMAN, BRANDY, AND HER RENDITION OF "YOUR CHEATIN' HEART".
4. CURTIS FINCH, JR. HAS A VOCAL RANGE WHICH I CAN ONLY COMPARE TO WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON--YES THAT GOOD!
5. FROM NY-DAY 1-THE HIGHLY TALENTED FELICIANO GIRL- WHOSE FAMILY ADOPTS SICK ORPHANS.
6. THE QUIRKY ANDROGYNOUS STREET PERFORMER, KASBAN, WHO SANG "PINOCCHIO" (I KNOW, RIGHT?) AND A HEART WRENTCHING ORIGINAL SONG W/ HER PERFECT GUITAR ACCOMPANIMENT.
7.CHARLIE ASKEW-THE PUREST VOICE YET--GOOSE PIMPLES! WOW! HE WILL BE A STAR!
FINALLY:
8. MY FAVORITE BACK STORY AND PART OF THE NIGHT, (BESIDES THE MULTIPLE EYE CANDY FROM CHICAGO & ITS NEIGHBORING STATES, DAMN THOSE MID-WESTERN BOYS--WHEW!!!), WAS THE GIRL BATTLING ANOREXIA (GET THE KLEENEX).
SHE SANG LIKE AN ANGEL AND LEFT IT ALL ON THE STAGE. HER SOUL IS PURE AND HER VOICE A GIFT TO ALL OF US.
HERE I GOTTA GIVE IT TO MINAJ WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHE AND OTHERS LIFTED "US"--TRUE THAT!
SO YOU SEE I WILL STILL WATCH FOR THE ABOVE 8 REASONS AND THOSE STILL LEFT TO ADMIRE.
BUT MAN I NEED TO MEDITATE TO DEAL WITH THE THE BUZZING FLIES SURROUNDING THE JUDGES TABLE.
WISH ME LUCK!
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UPDATE MARCH 7, 2013 TOP TEN ARE:
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Amber Holcomb
- Age:
- 18 years old
- Links:
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Angie Miller
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Burnell Taylor
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Candice Glover
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Curtis Finch Jr
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Devin Velez
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Janelle Arthur
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Kree Harrison
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Lazaro Arbos
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Paul Jolley
- GIVE IT TO CANDIS GLOVER OR JANELLE ARTHUR NOW!!!
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TWO "IDOL"UPDATE(FEBRUARY 1, 2013):
1--------JUST LIKE LAST SEASON ON AGT, ANOTHER CONTESTANT LIES & IN A MORE DESPICABLE WAY:
It was Matthew Farmer's heartbreaking tale of his service in Iraq as
much as his vocal prowess that impressed the "American Idol" judges on
Wednesday night.
Now Farmer admits that his claim of a traumatic brain injury from an IED explosion in Iraq was false.
"It was all lies," Farmer, 26, confessed on
Guardians of Valor.
TO TOP IT ALL OFF HE BROUGHT IN HIS ADORABLE DAUGHTER--MORE PITY POINTS I'M GUESSING ---TOO BAD YOU'RE ONLY BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE!!! SHAME ON YOU! GET HELP!!!
SOUNDS BRILLIANT!!!!
