FAVORITE SAYINGS

"Experience is a cruel teacher; it gives you the test first and then the lesson"
-Martok
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 "GOD DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES" (legendary poster)
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"IF YOU WANT GOD TO LAUGH, TELL HIM YOU HAVE PLANS"
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I am not a whore. I just have flexible morals!!!
by  Michael Davis
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My (Julio-Cage) "Original" Favorites:

"IT TAKES ME HOURS TO LOOK NATURAL"
"I GAVE UP LENT FOR LENT"
"HUMILTY IS SEXY"
"OUR HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH MEMORIES, IT'S WHAT KEEPS IT PUMPING LIFE"
 "The only thing I get RIGHT is that I get everything RONG" (Julio-Cage 10-12-20-12)
"THE ONLY THING UNFORGIVABLE IS NOT FORGIVING" (Julio:07/06/2013)
" TO CRY OVER BEAUTY IS GRACE" (Julio-Sept 4, 2013)
"I wanna be the man my dog thinks I am"
"IF WE PUT THE SEAT DOWN, LADIES, THEN BE CONSIDERATE AND PUT IT UP AGAIN"
 "humility breeds talent" (April 13, 2014)
"LAUGHTER IS LOVE, JUST A LITTLE LOUDER" (June 14, 1014)
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ANYTHING BY :
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)/Oscar Wilde ( 1854 -1900)/Dorothy Parker ( 1893 –1967) and Mae West (1893-1980)
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"That Dress Has Seen More Red Carpets Than an Irish Lesbian"-Joan Rivers
"That Dress Has More Holes Than Courtney Love's Liver"-Joan Rivers
"OH PLEASE, I'M SO UGLY MY GYNECOLOGIST EXAMINES ME OVER THE PHONE"-Joan Rivers
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"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born...and the day you find out why."
MARK TWAIN
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"IF A BULLET SHOULD ENTER MY BRAIN, LET THE BULLET DESTROY EVERY CLOSET DOOR"-------HARVEY MILK
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"We will rise to the better angels of our nature"--Abraham Lincoln
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 Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
~ Albert Einstein
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  William Shakespeare's famous quote:  "Brevity is the soul of wit"
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EVERYONE SMILES IN THE SAME LANGUAGE--Unknown 
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AND THOSE WHO WERE SEEN DANCING WERE THOUGHT TO BE INSANE BY THOSE WHO COULD NOT HEAR THE MUSIC--------NIETZSCHE
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THEY LAUGHED AT ME
BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT ;
I LAUGH AT THEM
BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME--UNKNOWN
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DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING--JUDGE JUDY
BEAUTY IS TEMPORARY, STUPID IS FOREVER-JUDGE JUDY
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"BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, MAKE SURE YOU'RE PERFECT"--(unknown)
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"WHEN YOU STRUT, YOU STUMBLE"  (Robin Roberts' Mom)
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A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES--Annette Funicello


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 AT THE 2013 GOLDEN GLOBES-
BEST JOKE LAST NIGHT (according to me)--

Amy Poehler: " Meryl Streep couldn't be here because she has the flu, and I hear she's AMAZING in it"
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 Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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 "There is no remedy for love but to love more." Henry David Thoreau
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“Never be afraid to raise your voice for honesty and truth and compassion against injustice and lying and greed. If people all over the world...would do this, it would change the earth.”
― William Faulkner












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 "Speak kind words, receive kind echoes." (unknown)

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"NOTHING WILL CHANGE UNLESS IT HAS TO" ('Law & Order SVU episode Oct. 2013)









"I THINK OF MUSIC AS DREAMING IN SOUND"-Linda Ronstadt

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"GO TO HEAVEN FOR THE CLIMATE, HELL FOR THE COMPANY" Mark Twain
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THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE. BUT NOT UNTIL IT IS FINISHED WITH YOU.
(David Foster Wallace)
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IF YOU'RE OUT IN PUBLIC AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT A STRANGER'S GENDER, FOLLOW THESE STEPS: .........................DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
by @EMOPRETEEN (twitter) on the "transcendinggender.org" web page
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GAY BY BIRTH, PROUD BY CHOICE.................................................................
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